literature

Deadpool X Reader- Attention

Deviation Actions

ShadowZaraki's avatar
By
Published:
38.7K Views

Literature Text

You sighed and re-adjusted your grip on the black eyeliner. Taking a deep breath, you began to draw a line below your lash line. You didn’t get far before you poked yourself in the eye. You winced slightly, your (e/c) eye tearing up slightly.

“(Name)?!” A voice called from behind you. You looked behind you through the mirror, seeing Deadpool lounging on your sofa. He was looking straight at you and you could tell he was pouting underneath his red panda mask.

“What, Wade?” You asked, looking back at your reflection. You really didn’t have time for him, you were already late for work.

“Come cuddle with me,” he said, opening his strong arms. You looked longingly at his arms then shook your head. You didn’t have time to think like that.

“Sorry, DP, but I need to get to work. My boss is gonna kill me if I’m late again!” You didn’t even bother looking at him, concentrating on drawing the black line around your eye.

“He’s gonna kill you?! If he so much as lays a finger on you, I’m gonna shove a grenade up his ass!” Deadpool said. You smiled for a second, liking how he became protective of you. The smile fell off when Deadpool began to describe how your boss’ blood would fall onto the carpets and walls, in great detail.

Turning back to your reflection, you decided to do the upper eyelid instead. Three seconds in you were distracted by Deadpool.

“I want a burger!” He blurted out of nowhere. You huffed and rolled your eyes.

“You just had breakfast!” You exclaimed. Grabbing a makeup wipe, you carefully rubbed the line away.

“(Name), (Name), (Name), (Name), (Name)?” Deadpool chanted.

“What, Wade?” You asked, whirling round on him.

“Hi!” Deadpool chirped, then turned his attention onto his katana. You clenched your teeth, desperately trying not to lose your temper. Once you calmed down, you turned around and began to draw a line on your upper lid.

“(Name), why is the sky blue?” Deadpool asked.

“I don’t know, Wade,” you replied, (e/c) eyes concentrating on the pencil of doom, not bothering to look at Wade. “Look it up online.”

“Nahhhh. Do you wanna bury a man?” Deadpool began. You glanced over at him, trying to determine if he was talking to you. He didn’t seem to be looking at you, so you thought he was talking to one of the voices in his head.

“Or ride our motorbikes around the dead? I think some company is overdue, I’ve started talking to the voices in my head.” Deadpool continued. You rolled your eyes at him, letting him finish his version of the song. Meanwhile you tried to concentrate enough to make your makeup look good enough, which was becoming increasingly harder as Deadpool began to dance around the room, swinging his katana around. You pinched the bridge of your nose, taking a big, calming breath. When you got mad, it made the Hulk look like a puppy.

Suddenly, Deadpool wrapped his arms around your waist, his head resting on your shoulder. He looked at your reflection and then pulled a silly face. You rolled your eyes at his childish actions, returning to your makeup. After several attempts you gave up.

“Wade, I can’t do this with you watching me like that!” You exclaimed.

“Then don’t wear any. You look better without it anyway,” he told you. For once he sounded nearly serious. You shook your head, amused by his antics.

“You’ve made me late for work.” You scolded him. He just shrugged, not caring at all.

“Don’t go then.” Deadpool tightened his grip on you slightly. You leant back against him smiling at him.

“Fine, DP. But only this once.” You relented, though the end was a promise to yourself. Deadpool beamed at you.

“Good, now let me convert you to my religion,” he stated. You quirked your eyebrow, you didn’t even know he was religious.

“And what religion is that?” You asked him.

“The religion which is against clothes!”            
Sorry if it is bad, I haven't written much since before Christmas. This basically happened to me, only Deadpool was a poster (unfortunately).

Huge thanks to :iconnekodemon37: for Beta reading this.

I don't own Deadpool or the picture. 
© 2015 - 2024 ShadowZaraki
Comments82
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Gumishark's avatar
You friGgIn pervert mAn iF I hAdnT jUst whatChed yOur mOviE(Le royal first one) i SouLdvE bEeN reAd Spiderman fAnFiC